i forgave scarlett johansson for all her worldly sins today.



wtf.

i have a new blog.

"Prince feels that charts are just music industry constructions and have little or no relevance to fans or even artists today. Prince's only aim is to get music direct to those that want to hear it."

So he gave away his new album.

Seriously.

The man can do no wrong.

do any of my fitzroy fans know how to contact mel (slovenly)'s parents?

she is dead.

get me a number please.

I wrested my website back from the filthy grasp of its usurper. Which leaves me teetering atop a heart-wrenching precipice, doesn't it?

Do I continue to occasionally indulge in the ease and accessibility of good old el-jay, or do I return to the frozen, isolated tundra of stand-alone blogging?

Do I tempt fate and string myself up between the two, trying to keep one leg in each world without perishing?

Questions to be answered, and answer them I shall.

But not now.

Confused, QLD.

P.S. I'm taking up smoking for the rest of the day. Suck my kiss, bitches (AHAHAHA MOSHI OMFG CHECK THAT SHIT OUT. Fat girls with BO, baby.)

It's possible I'm working the door for this event at the Globe:



Details are not yet finalised, but it's more than likely the case.

I also get to stay at Moshi's house.

Who else is looking forward to Saturday?

Mostly me.

New music event in Brisbane: EXILE.

It's across the road from the Roma Street train station, which is pretty much the most convenient thing ever.

It's a weekly event and will have alternating cover, as some weeks it is a club and some weeks it will be live music CENTRO. $10 one week and $5 the next. Apparently the drinks are cheap and your favourite bands are paid well and treated with a very pretty rider. All good things.

Opening night, which is the 27th, will see The Scare, Children Collide and the Butcher Birds all getting their rock the fuck out on.

This is a pleasing development. Everyone should give them money.

See also: with EXILE so close to that other new venue - lofly hangar - one might hope for a new concentration of entertainment stop shops away from all the cockhead 'chavs' (this is funny to me and none of the people on my list of comrades but I remain unfazed) of the Valley.

i just saw the clip for sweet dreams and concluded that i would probably shag annie lennox before i shagged angelina jolie, were i ever to find myself in a celebrity shagging marathon.

then i thought about whether or not i'd still shag annie.

does ms lennox still have it, i asked myself.



i'd still do it. she's still got it.

p.s. kate bush is creeping me out.

i am really struggling with this quitting smoking thing, which bores me entirely because how dull is that?

whatever, apparently most people quit ten times before they actually do it or something.

i'd like to skip the rest and properly quit now. so. i'm putting myself on house arrest. i can refrain from smoking much easier at my house than in the world of social engagement. therefore, i will not enter the world of social engagement.

i'm pretty much unavailable for the next month.

okay i'ma go have my last cigarette now ahahah.